teacher: why are you late?
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off
shoutout to oxygen
This is life literally
ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING