when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class
Incidentally, I felt a little sorry for Jared Leto that he was cut out of ‘the best selfie ever taken’, so with a bit of Photoshop trickery, I fixed it for him.
Jared, you’re welcome.
Make room for Jesus
I heard this girl at school who was like 4’11 say “I need a man who’s at least 6 feet” I just turned around and stared at her for a long time.
Betch you’re hobbit sized.
how will they kiss
the only vine that matters
do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like
THESE KIDS TODAY WITH THEIR TEXTING AND MURDER
shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!